Well.. Um… Thank you?

I made employee of the month. Woo. The store manager gets to pick and he picked me, why? I dunno. I just did things and they liked those things. My name gets to go on this little plaque but the most awesome thing is that I got a $100 check. Yay for being appreciated!  

TAX RETURNS

A few 100’s thrown at you for being abused by mother fuckers. 

I hate that one co-worker who gets upset purely because they have to do work. 

Stop complaining, you should be glad this new manager gives you a shit ton of work to do while closing.

Oh wait… I forgot. You liked getting paid to do nothing..

That dick came again. The one with the cannolis i posted about before. So rude. Didn’t even say thank you. 

Goodbye to the best Bakery Manager ever.

bakery-problems:

My bakery manager was fired yesterday since he was told he doesn’t “do enough work.” He is one man, he is the only bakery in the department, and myself and my co-worker D are his right hands. The other two make creams and clean up, we all try so hard and work so hard and stay after our shifts purely just because of this man. I would never ever stay late for any of my other jobs, but this man inspired me to go the extra mile. 
The company fired him because instead of baking down when they excused him of being lazy and fucking around he talked back. He is in there every day working from 6:30 am until 5:30 pm. We have to beg this man to take breaks since is is 60 and tends to over work himself. He would do anything for anyone in that store and would give the shirt off his back. 
Yes, he had his quirks and knew how to piss me off, but I loved him.
It just angers me that he busted his ass day in and day out all by himself for these mother fuckers just to tel him it’s not enough and than to fire him because he said well I am one man, what do you want me too do.

I will never ever forget you Larry, you taught me so much and made me want to work. I love you. <3 

I MISS YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSONS

I am just gonna rant and rave about bakery here cuz like seriously only my cat follows my bakery blog. AND I MISS YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

  • Me: Hi sir are you being helped?
  • Customer: *points to other counter girl*
  • Me: *goes to customer next to him* Hi sir what could I get for you?
  • Previous Customer: I WANT 3 CANNOLIS AND 6 SFOGLIATELLES!
  • WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!?

You know what pisses me off more than shitty customers?

Shitty co-workers. 

Unlike a customer who you never have to see again, you have to see this shitty co-worker almost every day. When they fuck up it could/will/might directly effect you. 

So shitty co-workers go play in traffic with those shitty customers. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CLOPENING?”Bottom Text: “LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CLOTRUCKENING.]

I’m not bragging (seriously, this blows more than clopening). 
So, for the past month, I get scheduled to close at 9:30PM (either a half shift or a full shift), then I have to be back at work at 3 or 3:30AM for unloading the truck and moving stuff out/restock the section I work in, and that shift sometimes sticks around until 11AM, two hours into when the store opens. 
So, at best, I get three hours of sleep on those days where heavy physical labor at a fast-pace is involved, on top of customer service for the first few hours of the store being open - because my managers scheduling people just for customer service that morning would be just stupid.
They must be sadists.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CLOPENING?”

Bottom Text: “LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CLOTRUCKENING.]


I’m not bragging (seriously, this blows more than clopening). 

So, for the past month, I get scheduled to close at 9:30PM (either a half shift or a full shift), then I have to be back at work at 3 or 3:30AM for unloading the truck and moving stuff out/restock the section I work in, and that shift sometimes sticks around until 11AM, two hours into when the store opens. 

So, at best, I get three hours of sleep on those days where heavy physical labor at a fast-pace is involved, on top of customer service for the first few hours of the store being open - because my managers scheduling people just for customer service that morning would be just stupid.

They must be sadists.

Anonymous asked: Wrong blog?

but sorry for the sex tho

Storms make the nice customers bitchy, the bitchy customers crazy, and the crazy customers nice.

What the fuck.

Dear Customers,

LEARN TO READ!

IF YOU COULD READ WE WOULDN’T HAVE THESE ISSUES.


Love always, cashiers



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